June 2008
21 posts
Dear Nintendo,
microwalrus:
soupsoup:
marco:
Congratulations on your success with the Wii. Really. Despite my doubts, it continues to sell well — so well, in fact, that you still can’t reliably buy one anywhere. I recognize that you’ve shipped twice as many Wiis per month, on average, as Microsoft has shipped Xbox 360s. But the Wii was released 1.6 years ago.
On launch day, it was hype. That’s good. But...
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...”
– George Carlin (via boringloser) (via stockssn)
much ado about Heinz
so earlier today i was browsing through some wares at our local discount habberdashery (i was at wal-mart), and everytime i turned the corner on a shelf some was a bottle of some kinda Heinz product. i thought this odd and paid for my products and left. so i get home and there on the table, low and behold is a motherflippin bottle of Heinz ketchup. so i got pissed and decided to look up and see...
Top Gear Officially Coming To NBC! →
It’s official — here’s the full press release announcing the show — Adam Carolla, Tanner Foust and Eric Strommer will be the threesome of hosts for NBC’s US version of the greatest driving show…
As if a knife wasn't deadly enough... →
This weapon injects a frozen ball of compressed gas approximately the size of a basketball at 850psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world’s largest land…
Best Of Parkour →
I really wish i could do some shit like this
Hangovers
Hangovers suck balls… the end
“The Internet is a communication medium in which people come together to bitch...”
– Holden McNeil—- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
The Incredible Hulk's Greatest Feats →
The Incredible Hulk has to be one of the most insane characters ever created. He exists on sheer anger and willpower. It is that anger that fuels some of the most incredible feats of strength and…
6 Degrees of Wikipedia →
A researcher at Trinity College Dublin has software that lets users map the links between Wikipedia pages, called “Six Degrees of Wikipedia,” modeled after the Kevin Bacon game this may be pretty damn cool
New Duke Nukem Forever Footage Released →
About damn time ive been waiting for this game for a fuckin decade
Gangs
Well I’m sitting watching Gangland on the History channel and realize there aren’t any TRU gangs anymore. There was a time in the 7th grade when i was scared to go to school because i was afraid of getting cut for my sneakers. Now I’m not talking about these wanna be rap gangstas I’m talking about tru motherfuckers like Tookie Williams and the Crips, The Bloods,The Latin...
The 10 Oldest Bars in the United States →
After spending any amount of time in a European pub, it is easy to feel like such a newbie on the planet as a U.S. citizen. I remember one instance from a pub in Ireland that had been built in the…
Listen to me you cat. I haven't been laid in 6... →
Garfield comic
“That poem, “The Walrus and the Carpenter,” that’s an...”
– Loki—— Dogma
Frankie and Johnnie's Commercial →
Wow this is one of the best commercials from the 90’s. You gotta see the special man. Let ‘em have it! And who could turn down that free chicken.
Internet celebrates 2 years of futility battling... →
Two years ago, the Swedish police raided the Pirate Bay in an attempt to take down the site for good. Since then, the site has not only bounced back, but gained millions of new users and public…
VideoGameCentral →
One of the best sites on the web that i have found for old school gaming
WatchSNL has gone down hill alot since the days of Adam Sandler, and Chris Farley but every now and then they seem to still be able to surprise me…..
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Well i stumbled upon this blog site, and i decided i might give it a try. Now I havent regularly used a blog since the modblog days, so i might be a lil rusty. Now most of my blogs may portray me as cynical, an asshole or just a plain dick, but im pretty sure all of them but the second one are not true. Im just an average guy who wakes up every morning and trys to stick it to the man as much as i...