January 2009
41 posts
[9:20] <Matt Stockmeyer> i just hung out with a gay priest
[9:20] <Robert Canter> so your catholic now?
[9:20] <Matt Stockmeyer> no some dude in class
[9:20] <Matt Stockmeyer> i thought it was hilarious
[9:20] <Robert Canter> yea i bet the alterboys did too
[9:20] <Matt Stockmeyer> well he’s not really a priest yet. he’s studying to be one.
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just had my first day o jury duty, it was pretty rad definately different. it not really as bad as everyone makes it out to be…. also while shaving earlier, the razor slipped and accidently shaved off most of my goatee, so i had to relieve my face of the rest of it… now i look 12…. its fucking gay
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the...”
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“@exit2eden9- my mother just told me the funniest story ever
@exit2eden9- she...”
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bonerparty:
R. Kelly “Igniton (Remix)”
fuck...
“ they really need to make formatting a laptop easier, for lazy people like me ...”
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Going Under →
givemesomethingtoread:
A doctor’s downfall, and a profession’s struggle with addiction.
“ It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over. Bah! “Iraqi...”
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IRC Rap Battle
<djahandarie> we ain’t here to do e-c-e <djahandarie> we’re here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b <djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes <djahandarie> while i program lines <djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes <djahandarie> word, son <http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks, <http402> But your shit flows...
And the Money Comes Rolling In →
givemesomethingtoread:
Markus Frind works one hour a day and brings in $10 million a year. How does he do it? He keeps things simple.
Profiling the founder of PlentyOfFish.com.
Blu-ray Format Struggles With Uncertain Prospects →
givemesomethingtoread:
This year will be crucial for the new format. Heavy holiday discounting and the natural decline in electronics prices over time have pushed prices for some Blu-ray players under $200, a drop of well more than half in the last few years — and into the realm of affordability for many. At the same time, Blu-ray’s backers, including Sony and the Walt Disney Company, face a...
You Are Being Lied to About Pirates →
givemesomethingtoread:
The people our governments are labeling as “one of the great menace of our times” have an extraordinary story to tell — and some justice on their side.
44 Places to Go in ’09 NYTimes.com →
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12 of the Most Surprising Uses for Mustard →
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Ces 2009: The CIA Shows Up to CES →
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My kind of car...
larrychi:
Funny ad from some guy selling his car on Craigslist.
NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12,900 (Ronan / Lake County) OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. It...
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breathsoftruth: laurenbolek: grby:
A man stood inside a Metro station in Washington, D.C. and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, thousands of people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.
Many minutes went by and a middle aged man noticed...
how waiters and bartenders screw you →
The Man Who Said No to Wal-Mart →
Being in the lawn sales business I actually see this happen about once a year. Walmart approches Kubota about doing the same thing to which Kubota quickly responds…no
givemesomethingtoread:
The vice president had a bigger surprise for Wier, though. Wal-Mart not only wanted to keep selling his lawn mowers, it wanted to sell lots more of them. Wal-Mart wanted to sell mowers nose-to-nose...
Watchthis dude undoubtedly got more ass for accomplishing this than most of us get in a year