February 2009
30 posts
from FMylife.com... i could totally see me saying...
Today, I went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, “Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?” FML
Dear Tumblr:
slackr:
danhacker:
clembastow:
I do not give a shit that “Wine Library TV’s Gary Vay-Ner-Chuk is now on Tumblr!”
I do not know/care who he is.
I do not drink wine.
I do not want to have to press “hide” six times before the banner ad disappears.
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
work
im sittin at my desk, its 8:30 on a thursday, weve been closed since 5. i sell heavy equipment. wtf
Jedi Mind Trick: How can we make this happen? →
(via slackr)
damn im gonna try this today
cancelled
stockssn:
gomericuskahn:
well i just found out another one of my favorite shows got cancelled…Crusoe, it had a good story line and was a little more interesting than some of the other crap on tv… oh well such is life
You know what you could watch that is like Crusoe except 1000x better gayer and way more fuckin stupid? Lost.
cancelled
well i just found out another one of my favorite shows got cancelled…Crusoe, it had a good story line and was a little more interesting than some of the other crap on tv… oh well such is life
Scene stealer: The aXXo files →
givemesomethingtoread:
To Hollywood executives, he’s public enemy number one. To film fans around the world, he’s a modern-day Robin Hood. As the internet’s most prolific pirate makes his 1,000th illegal film download available to the masses, Tim Walker investigates the mysterious figure known only as aXXo.
Stormy for Senate??? RON JEREMY FOR... →
OMFG a sniper iphone app.... i bet jack baur has... →
A Death Star Would Cost $15 Septillion →
Eminem: The fall and rise of a superstar →
givemesomethingtoread:
In 2006, after the murder of his closest friend, hip-hop’s most talented star became its most notorious recluse. As he returns with a new album, Guy Adams travels to Detroit to find the truth behind the tales of breakdown, paranoia and tortured genius.
L.A. Gear 20th Anniversary Sneakers →
30 days of night
ive decided after much consideration to try Neil Strauss’s 30 day experiment. if you dont know what that is then google it but i can tell you its not gonna be easy. btw the GI Joe trailer during the superbowl was off the chain
