April 2009
37 posts
What I did with my first unemployment check.
larrychi:
As a totally responsible and mature adult, I did the obvious thing…
I WENT TO VEGAS, BITCH!
Here are the highlights:
Got wasted and lost $300 at the poker tables on the first night.
Laid by the pool with a mix of hot young ladies, wrinkly old hags with saggy boobs, and rich fat men. Got myself a nice exotic island boy tan.
Gourged myself with a bunch of food, including 2 trips to...
Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son’s school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids “What would you like to do when you grow up?” Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , “Anything but being a douchebag like you.” FML
Movies I've never seen that people are amazed by.
i think you should fuckin slap yourself
stockssn:
-Terminator
-Terminator 2
-Die Hard
-Die Hard 2
-Die Hard with a Vengeance
-God Father
-God Father 2
-God Father 3
-Schindler’s List
-Star Wars: A New Hope (all the way through)
-Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
-Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
-Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
-Indiana Janes and the Last Crusade
-Silence of the...
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slackr:
i couldn’t agree more
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givemesomethingtoread:
While the nation’s lenders ran amok during the boom, Andy Beal hoarded his money. Now he’s cleaning up—with scant help from Uncle Sam.
THE ORIGINAL BMW vs AUDI ADS
Watchkilobyte:
White People Problems
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