April 2009
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Apr 30th
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What I did with my first unemployment check.
larrychi: As a totally responsible and mature adult, I did the obvious thing… I WENT TO VEGAS, BITCH! Here are the highlights: Got wasted and lost $300 at the poker tables on the first night. Laid by the pool with a mix of hot young ladies, wrinkly old hags with saggy boobs, and rich fat men. Got myself a nice exotic island boy tan. Gourged myself with a bunch of food, including 2 trips...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son’s school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids “What would you like to do when you grow up?” Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , “Anything but being a douchebag like you.” FML
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Movies I've never seen that people are amazed by.
i think you should fuckin slap yourself stockssn: -Terminator -Terminator 2 -Die Hard -Die Hard 2 -Die Hard with a Vengeance -God Father -God Father 2 -God Father 3 -Schindler’s List -Star Wars: A New Hope (all the way through) -Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back -Star Wars: Return of the Jedi -Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom -Indiana Janes and the Last Crusade -Silence of the...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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I'm a Pirate - The Pirate Bay →
slackr: i couldn’t agree more
Apr 20th
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Apr 17th
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The Banker Who Said No →
givemesomethingtoread: While the nation’s lenders ran amok during the boom, Andy Beal hoarded his money. Now he’s cleaning up—with scant help from Uncle Sam.
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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THE ORIGINAL BMW vs AUDI ADS
  
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Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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WatchWatch
kilobyte: White People Problems
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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The 25 Largest Fictional Companies →
(via slackr)
Apr 6th
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uncrate: OnPoint Tactical Survival School Springing from the legendary scouting, tracking, and wilderness survival skills of Apache warriors, OnPoint Tactical Survival School ($TBD) teaches training for modern-day professionals and civilians who want to learn the… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
Apr 3rd
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Apr 1st
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