June 2009
83 posts
(651): nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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When you need room for little more than just you and some brew, pack up the Trout Unlimited Colorado Pontoon Boat ($500) and head out onto the lake. Built on… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
(803): I bet the first caveman to make fire got so much pussy
(406): Dude michael jackson died, guess he’s not ‘stayin aliveee’ any longer. (1-406): Uh dude that wasn’t a michael jackson song it was the BGs
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Now we’re talking. The Meatball Grill Basket ($50) helps you grill up 12 tasty, perfectly cooked meatballs. The perforated stainless-steel basket drains excess fat to make you feel a little… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
The Joy of Less →
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I have no bicycle, no car, no television I can understand, no media — and the days seem to stretch into eternities, and I can’t think of a single thing I lack.
The Lear Jet repo man →
givemesomethingtoread:
Business has never been better for the fearless pilot who takes back millionaires’ expensive toys.
It's Finished →
givemesomethingtoread:
You reach for your purse or wallet and take out your last note. Something about it doesn’t feel quite right. It’s the wrong shape or the wrong colour and the design is odd too and the note just doesn’t seem right and… By now you’ve realised: oh shit! It’s the dreaded Scottish banknote!
(thanks, Peter)
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When looking for furniture, it’s not always easy to find both comfort and clean, modern lines — but the Leman Stainless Steel Lounge Chair ($1,040) delivers on both. Built around… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
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Be prepared no matter what the circumstances with the Lifeline Ultralight Survival Kit ($15). Weighing in at only 7.5 oz. and only taking up as much space as a stack… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
(813): why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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Relive the misadventures of Venkman, Stanz, Spengler, and the rest of the ‘busting gang in high-definition with Ghostbusters ($20). Available for the first time on Blu-ray, the 25-year-old classic has… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
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Perfect for backyard bashes, the Go Plate ($48/42-pack) assures you’ll never lose your drink again. This reusable and recycled clear plastic food tray fits over a bottles, cups or cans… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
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Really, really, really love beer? Then book yourself a spot for the Samuel Adams Hopfenpflücken Adventure ($2,980 and up). Put together by travel experts Abercrombie and Kent, this once-in-a-lifetime trip… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
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Get four pounds of ready-to-grill meaty goodness in the Harry & David International Sausage Sampler ($50). Flavors include traditional German Bratwurst, spicy Cajun-style Andouille, “light and fruity” smoked Chicken-Apple, and… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow
(703): She highfived me after i yelled “I’m the clit-commander!” when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
(818): i wonder what megan fox’s vagina feels like. (615): Heaven soaked bacon.
(702): chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let’s celebrate (415): i’ll bring the hard lemonade and lube
(843): happy early fathers day!!! (829): im not a father (843): about that…
