July 2009
51 posts
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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Supposedly brewed in a tub until the owners shot a hole in the side, Tub Gin ($33) comes with an interesting backstory that belies its refined taste. Infused with several… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
Diary →
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In a small, frightening room in the psychiatric hospital where my wife had recently incarcerated me, I explained to the staff psychiatrist about Olivier Ameisen and the drug baclofen.
(thanks, nostrich)
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Love your facial hair, or just like to marvel at the growth of others? Then check out Sweet ‘Stache: 50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport Them ($9). A… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
The 8 Mysteries of JJ Abrams →
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weird…
“Where are these bitches at?
If you pick me a flower, I’ll wear it in my hair....”
– Unknown
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Sometimes the original is the best. Only modestly updated since it’s debut, the Waring Professional Bar Blender ($130) is a true classic, with workhorse sensibilities. Available in stainless steel or… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
15 Useful iPhone Hacks That Will Make Your Life... →
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some pretty good ones here
How 16 Electronics Companies Got Their Names →
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(509): That’s why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won’t touch your penis
(303): Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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Make house calls with this modernized Peasants & Travelers Doctor Bag ($138). Featuring a traditional physician’s bag shape, this overnighter sports a woven polyester outer, a leather trimmed opening, a… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
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Whether you’re a lightweight or a full-time drinker, you can keep track of your boozing using your iPhone with DrinkTracker ($2). This handy little app lets you set a “target”… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
(212): He famously once noted that women should wear white “like all other domestic appliances,”
10 things gas stations won't tell you →
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(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
(515): Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!! (1-515): Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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Bring the sports bar experience home with The Man Wall ($14,900). This all-in-one chunk of awesomeness features room for four TVs — one 52” and two 26” units are included… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
22 More iPhone 3.0 Features You May Not Know →
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Blacked-out from fender to fender, the 2009 Harley-Davidson Iron 883 ($7,900) is an affordable, no-frills chopper that’s begging to be customized. The latest Harley Dark Custom motocycle, the Iron 883… Visit Uncrate for the full post.