July 2009
51 posts
Jul 29th
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Jul 28th
uncrate: Supposedly brewed in a tub until the owners shot a hole in the side, Tub Gin ($33) comes with an interesting backstory that belies its refined taste. Infused with several… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
Jul 28th
Diary →
givemesomethingtoread: In a small, frightening room in the psychiatric hospital where my wife had recently incarcerated me, I explained to the staff psychiatrist about Olivier Ameisen and the drug baclofen. (thanks, nostrich)
Jul 28th
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Jul 26th
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uncrate: Love your facial hair, or just like to marvel at the growth of others? Then check out Sweet ‘Stache: 50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport Them ($9). A… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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The 8 Mysteries of JJ Abrams →
slackr: weird…
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“Where are these bitches at? If you pick me a flower, I’ll wear it in my hair....”
– Unknown (via maluna) (via awesomerandomness)
Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
uncrate: Sometimes the original is the best. Only modestly updated since it’s debut, the Waring Professional Bar Blender ($130) is a true classic, with workhorse sensibilities. Available in stainless steel or… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
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15 Useful iPhone Hacks That Will Make Your Life... →
slackr: some pretty good ones here
Jul 15th
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How 16 Electronics Companies Got Their Names →
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Jul 15th
(509): That’s why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won’t touch your penis
Jul 15th
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(303): Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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Jul 8th
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uncrate: Make house calls with this modernized Peasants & Travelers Doctor Bag ($138). Featuring a traditional physician’s bag shape, this overnighter sports a woven polyester outer, a leather trimmed opening, a… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
Jul 8th
uncrate: Whether you’re a lightweight or a full-time drinker, you can keep track of your boozing using your iPhone with DrinkTracker ($2). This handy little app lets you set a “target”… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
Jul 7th
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(212): He famously once noted that women should wear white “like all other domestic appliances,”
Jul 6th
10 things gas stations won't tell you  →
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Jul 4th
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(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Jul 3rd
(515): Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!! (1-515): Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
Jul 3rd
uncrate: Bring the sports bar experience home with The Man Wall ($14,900). This all-in-one chunk of awesomeness features room for four TVs — one 52” and two 26” units are included… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
Jul 3rd
22 More iPhone 3.0 Features You May Not Know  →
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Jul 3rd
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uncrate: Blacked-out from fender to fender, the 2009 Harley-Davidson Iron 883 ($7,900) is an affordable, no-frills chopper that’s begging to be customized. The latest Harley Dark Custom motocycle, the Iron 883… Visit Uncrate for the full post.
Jul 3rd