(via sade)thats Scarlett Johanssen’s ass. this is how every movie should begin. every fucking movie should begin this way. and every movie should end with us getting tacos the morning after and she’s all “hey great sex” and i’m all “yeah, its all good” and then shes all “lets smoke out of the honey bear bong… whats wrong?” and then i go “giiirl i got a lot of shit on my mind” and then shes all “its cool, its cool”. and then its quiet for a bit. and then we listen to R. Kelly on the way home and shes all “babe, i know its hard being so cool, its cool, its cool” and then we smoke out of the honey bear bong and watch Trick My Truck reruns and i kiiiiinda end up touching her boobs like it aint no thang and then shes all “dude its cool these boobs are for touching” and im all “sweeeeet” and then shes all “dude lets bang again but kinda slow because im all sore from the GREATNESS that was You Last Night” and im all “sheesh, babe im just some Charlie Brown” and then shes all “nah its cool your like the greatest lay in the world oh by the way BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP” because shes an alarm clock and i have to wake up and go to work.
