sometimes you just gotta take the pussy like Pepe and be like “oh, its on”. just don’t be all rapey about it. there’s a fine line between rapey and rakish.
like, a quickie before she has to be at Jamba Juice at 11:30? totally great. waiting in the supermarket parking lot at night with an overcoat and a washcloth soaked in Chloroform? not so smooth, champ.
