much ado about Heinz

so earlier today i was browsing through some wares at our local discount habberdashery (i was at wal-mart), and everytime i turned the corner on a shelf some was a bottle of some kinda Heinz product. i thought this odd and paid for my products and left. so i get home and there on the table, low and behold is a motherflippin bottle of Heinz ketchup. so i got pissed and decided to look up and see what exactly Heinz’s 57 varietys were. i go to my room were i log onto the worlds most reputable site for information (Wikipedia). it turns out that Heinz currently sells over 1300 products worldwide and the 57 story is an urban legend, because  when the slogan came about Heinz had over 60 products on the market. you can read about that here . so after a little more research i came across this list provided to me by Google of the first 57 varieties of Heinz products ….. list