dear women,
stop wearing shitty jeans and start wearing dresses. only housewives and little girls wear jeans these days. and i KNOW its cold outside but thats what leggings are for. suck it up. we have our balls on the outside. do you know what else is on the outside? bears. bears and wolves. they could eat our balls like *that* because our balls are on the outside of our bodies and thus waaaay more vulnerable to wolf and bear attacks than your precious little “ovaries”.
so i think *ahem* you owe it to us to at least wear a god damn skirt or a dress every once in a while? seriously.
sincerely,
Boner Party
a fuckin men
