makeing america skinny one bitch slap at a time. as a shamwow purchaser and believer i will soon be acquiring one of these

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Vince is cheating on his ShamWow with some whore named Slap Chop.

Edit: OMG, he really just said “you’re gonna love my nuts”!

Edit #2: How do I know it’s any good if Vince didn’t say it was made in Germany?

There is something freakishly irresistible about Vince.  It’s a test of will to keep from buying absolutely anything he tries to sell me.

I’ve previously posted about Vince Offer also.

This is brilliant. I’m pretty sure Vince is a genius.

I just had to figure out who this guy was and his wikipedia entry is comedy gold. I have no idea if it is all true, but if it then this guy is slightly insane and at the same time a genius. He is an ex-Scientologist that sued the church after they declared him to be a criminal and caused his business to fail. He released a movie called the Underground Comedy Movie which was apparently a bunch of sketches about sex and shit. Sued the Farrelly Brothers claiming that they had ripped of his movie with Something About Mary. And also sued Anna Nicole for backing out of his movie.