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bonerparty:

i need to stop smoking so much pot. or smoke more. i’m not sure which, because for some reason the Care Bear heads don’t seem to bother me. my brain is like “come in, boner. breaker breaker. i’m cool with it if you are” and my boner goes “sure thing ol buddy!” and then East Bound & Down starts playing and its a one way ticket to Ejaculationville: Population Me.

do i feel dirty? a little. but i’m still in my 20’s. fuck it.

(photo via witsordagger)

All content above was posted on February 4, 2009