Vaginas… the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Bonerprise. Its rougly twenty-five years and counting mission: to explore strange new womens, to seek out new aereolas and new clitori, to boldly go where no penis has (hopefully) gone before (at least in the last few weeks ‘cause i dont want no space-ho).
Captains log. Stardate… 69. i was eating a space taco on the holodeck when i saw her walk by with this Star Trek corset. let me tell you: i want to live long and prosper in her. for reals. then when i was about to bust i’d go “I CANNAE HOLD IT ANY LONGER, CAPTAIN!” in a Scottish accent.
totally, totally thought that one out.
